1 00:00:08,583 --> 00:00:10,708 Sorry, I think you dropped this. 2 00:00:10,708 --> 00:00:11,833 No. That's not mine. 3 00:00:11,833 --> 00:00:13,000 Yeah, I know. 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,875 I needed an excuse to come and talk to you. 5 00:00:22,875 --> 00:00:25,083 It's quite lovely... 6 00:00:25,083 --> 00:00:26,833 ...what you're working on there. 7 00:00:29,958 --> 00:00:33,208 So, new British guy, 8 00:00:33,208 --> 00:00:36,750 how close are the countries British and England? 9 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:38,958 They're the same country. 10 00:00:38,958 --> 00:00:42,291 Kind of. And it's "Britain," not "British." 11 00:00:42,291 --> 00:00:43,833 I know. I just think it's hilarious 12 00:00:43,833 --> 00:00:46,708 when people explain ridiculous things. 13 00:00:46,708 --> 00:00:48,416 [rings cowbell] 14 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:50,708 Speaking of ridiculous things... 15 00:00:50,708 --> 00:00:55,250 OK, holster your brushes, hombres. 16 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:58,625 I trust you brought something new to compete in the Art Off. 17 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,083 Oh! Oh! 18 00:01:00,875 --> 00:01:03,125 Finkle. MacGruder. 19 00:01:04,583 --> 00:01:06,833 It's time to Art Off. 20 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:10,625 Art Off is stupid. Just because Mr. Laritate picks a painting doesn't mean it's good. 21 00:01:10,625 --> 00:01:13,583 I mean, look at him. He picks out those clothes. 22 00:01:13,583 --> 00:01:16,958 He doesn't pick those. His mum lays them out for him. 23 00:01:16,958 --> 00:01:20,000 Oh, I like you, new British guy. 24 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,208 You're on my team. 25 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:23,875 My name is Mason Greybeck. 26 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:28,833 Mason Greybeck... That sounds like the name of a game show host. 27 00:01:28,833 --> 00:01:31,625 Like, Mason Greybeck, I'll take "Bridges" for a thousand, please. 28 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:34,166 Your question is, 29 00:01:34,166 --> 00:01:37,583 "I think you're cute. What do you think of me?" 30 00:01:39,416 --> 00:01:41,333 [imitates buzzer] We're out of time. 31 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,958 Ready. Set. Art off! 32 00:01:48,416 --> 00:01:51,875 Well, sailboat plus moon plus owl 33 00:01:51,875 --> 00:01:53,375 equals mystery. 34 00:01:53,375 --> 00:01:54,625 But... 35 00:01:56,166 --> 00:01:59,333 ...12 kittens beats mystery. The kittens have it! 36 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:02,583 Sailboat plus moon equals loser. 37 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:04,083 Ha ha ha. 38 00:02:04,083 --> 00:02:06,291 [bell rings] 39 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,958 You know, since I got here last Thursday, 40 00:02:09,958 --> 00:02:13,333 I've noticed that he talks like a cowboy. Oh, and he likes cats. 41 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,708 Mmm. In America, we call them kitty cats. 42 00:02:15,708 --> 00:02:18,625 OK, kitty cats. 43 00:02:18,625 --> 00:02:21,458 [laughs] I made you say "kitty cats". 44 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:28,375 How would you feel about maybe going for some tea later? 45 00:02:28,375 --> 00:02:31,416 Then you can make me say all kinds of things that make you laugh. 46 00:02:32,708 --> 00:02:36,333 OK, but if "go for tea" doesn't mean a date, 47 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:38,708 then I'm going to be really embarrassed. 48 00:02:38,708 --> 00:02:42,458 And that whole accent thing... girls see right through it. 49 00:02:42,458 --> 00:02:43,750 No, they don't. 50 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:48,833 Oh, kittens never lose. 51 00:02:48,833 --> 00:02:52,083 Next time I'm gonna paint MacGruder being eaten by a kitten. 52 00:02:53,625 --> 00:02:55,875 Yeah, he's gonna drop this class. 53 00:02:59,416 --> 00:03:01,416 ♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪ 54 00:03:01,416 --> 00:03:03,500 ♪ That the end will no doubt justify the means ♪ 55 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:05,708 ♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪ 56 00:03:05,708 --> 00:03:07,125 ♪ Yes, please ♪ 57 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:09,000 ♪ But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪ 58 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,875 ♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪ 59 00:03:10,875 --> 00:03:13,500 ♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪ 60 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:15,000 ♪ That's what I said ♪ 61 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,416 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 62 00:03:18,416 --> 00:03:22,166 ♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪ 63 00:03:22,166 --> 00:03:25,833 ♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪ 64 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:30,375 ♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪ 65 00:03:30,375 --> 00:03:33,708 ♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪ 66 00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:37,875 ♪ When you can have what you want by the simplest of means ♪ 67 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:41,166 ♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪ 68 00:03:41,166 --> 00:03:44,333 ♪ Because everything is not ♪ 69 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:47,458 ♪ What it seems ♪♪ 70 00:03:55,458 --> 00:03:58,166 [zapping] 71 00:03:58,166 --> 00:04:01,458 Justin, hey, look. The recliner's fixed. Hee-hee! 72 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,458 Now, I am one step closer 73 00:04:03,458 --> 00:04:06,208 to having a place to sleep in every room in the house. 74 00:04:07,875 --> 00:04:10,583 Dad, I've looked for the Mummy everywhere and I can't find him. 75 00:04:12,416 --> 00:04:15,458 - I'm never gonna get Juliet back. - Out looking for the Mummy? 76 00:04:15,458 --> 00:04:18,291 You can't do that by yourself. It's dangerous. 77 00:04:18,291 --> 00:04:20,125 You need special training. 78 00:04:20,125 --> 00:04:23,000 Now, mummies are slow but they're sneaky, 79 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,000 like your mother in heels. 80 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,291 Dad! Where am I going to get special training? 81 00:04:27,291 --> 00:04:29,625 All the monster hunters have been destroyed. 82 00:04:29,625 --> 00:04:33,958 Justin... I think you've reached an age 83 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:36,708 when a father can proudly train his own son, 84 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:39,708 so that that father never again has to risk his own life. 85 00:04:41,708 --> 00:04:44,000 All right. OK. Thanks, Dad. 86 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:47,125 I mean, I know you haven't always been OK with me dating a vampire, 87 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:49,458 but I'm glad you're gonna help me train to find her. 88 00:04:49,458 --> 00:04:51,583 Well, when you're raising wizards, 89 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,875 you have to deal with your son dating monsters. 90 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:56,458 And the hope that one of your kids turns out normal. 91 00:04:56,458 --> 00:04:58,458 [stammering] 92 00:04:58,458 --> 00:05:00,958 I mean, that's me, right? 93 00:05:03,166 --> 00:05:06,458 Dad, my collapsible wand isn't collapsing. See? It just... 94 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:08,708 That'll work. 95 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,708 Yeah, you're still the normal one. 96 00:05:11,708 --> 00:05:13,125 Yes! 97 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,250 [both laughing] 98 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:25,958 - So, that's why afternoon tea is a British tradition. - Mmm. 99 00:05:27,083 --> 00:05:28,583 Mmm. 100 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:31,958 See, I can tell this is fancy, because my drink isn't fizzing. 101 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,625 OK, now it's my turn 102 00:05:35,625 --> 00:05:38,458 to show you an American tradition. 103 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:41,625 These are water balloons. 104 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:43,708 Ah. So you've heard of them. 105 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:47,166 And here's how Americans use them. 106 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,250 All right. Victim in sight. 107 00:05:52,250 --> 00:05:55,250 And... bombs away. Hide! 108 00:05:55,250 --> 00:05:56,708 - [balloon splats] - [man] Hey! 109 00:06:01,750 --> 00:06:03,708 OK. Your turn. 110 00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:06,500 I'd love to, but it seems rude. 111 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:09,458 No. That's the part that makes it American. 112 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:12,833 Here. I'll show you how to do it. 113 00:06:12,833 --> 00:06:14,625 OK... 114 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:18,208 Now what do I do? 115 00:06:19,375 --> 00:06:21,083 Just drop it. 116 00:06:22,500 --> 00:06:25,708 - [splats] - [woman] Hey! I see you two! 117 00:06:25,708 --> 00:06:27,625 [woman shouts indistinctly] 118 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:29,583 We should run. 119 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,166 No... 120 00:06:32,166 --> 00:06:34,416 We should have a romantic montage. 121 00:06:37,291 --> 00:06:39,333 [instrumental music] 122 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:41,583 [chorus vocalizing] 123 00:06:51,750 --> 00:06:54,166 [no audio] 124 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:29,458 [music stops] 125 00:07:29,458 --> 00:07:32,333 All right, that should get our relationship started. 126 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:48,500 Max, I need your help. 127 00:07:48,500 --> 00:07:51,000 When Justin comes down, attack him. 128 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,208 Done. Don't know why, don't care. Going with it. 129 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:57,583 We're helping him to train to fight a mummy. 130 00:07:57,583 --> 00:07:59,000 Dad, I honestly don't care why. 131 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,083 [Justin] Dad! 132 00:08:02,083 --> 00:08:04,875 Dad, I'm ready to start my training. 133 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:07,583 Good. OK. We'll... 134 00:08:07,583 --> 00:08:09,875 ...start with a little... Now! 135 00:08:09,875 --> 00:08:12,208 I'm the Mummy! I'm the Mummy! 136 00:08:12,208 --> 00:08:13,708 [grunting] 137 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:16,583 - What? Stop! Ow! - I got him! 138 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:19,833 [both grunting] 139 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,458 That's enough! 140 00:08:21,458 --> 00:08:23,208 - Calm down. OK... - Why?! 141 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:27,625 I'm sorry, Justin. I just wanted you to see 142 00:08:27,625 --> 00:08:30,000 how difficult this is gonna be. But don't worry. 143 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,000 'Cause I got something that's really gonna help. 144 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,375 Ta-da! 145 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:37,583 New no-slip shoes! [gasps] 146 00:08:37,583 --> 00:08:40,500 Thanks, Dad. You're good. You are good. 147 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,958 No, no, no. They're magical rear-view goggles. 148 00:08:42,958 --> 00:08:45,708 When you put 'em on you can see everything behind you. 149 00:08:45,708 --> 00:08:47,583 You can fight the Mummy, look him in the eye, 150 00:08:47,583 --> 00:08:49,583 and not get turned into one of his minions. 151 00:08:49,583 --> 00:08:50,958 [gasps] 152 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:57,583 Wow. I can see everything behind me. 153 00:08:57,583 --> 00:09:00,166 Max, wherever you are, you'd better stay there. 154 00:09:00,166 --> 00:09:02,583 'Cause I'm a-come getcha, and I'm gonna attack you. 155 00:09:06,958 --> 00:09:08,333 Why are you moving? 156 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,333 Maybe you'll be the normal one after all. 157 00:09:13,333 --> 00:09:16,625 [scoffs] Dad, come on. I lost that race years ago. 158 00:09:18,708 --> 00:09:20,333 We have so much in common. 159 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:24,375 I mean, we both like painting, and drawing, and sculpting. 160 00:09:24,375 --> 00:09:27,375 - We're the perfect art couple. - Oh, my gosh. 161 00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:29,958 You guys are the couple other couples come to for advice. 162 00:09:29,958 --> 00:09:32,000 Oh! We're gonna be together forever. 163 00:09:33,166 --> 00:09:35,875 Oh, wow. Check out this train wreck on canvas. 164 00:09:38,333 --> 00:09:41,166 We'll give you ten bucks for your stupid Yankee Poodle Dandy. 165 00:09:41,166 --> 00:09:43,958 - Alex! - Oh, sorry. 166 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:46,750 Twenty bucks. 167 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:48,625 Why are you buying that if you don't like it? 168 00:09:48,625 --> 00:09:50,083 Because I know Mason, 169 00:09:50,083 --> 00:09:51,708 and he's gonna think it's hilarious. 170 00:09:51,708 --> 00:09:55,708 Buying art to make each other laugh is what art couples do, Harper. 171 00:10:07,375 --> 00:10:09,416 Hey, Mason. Check it out. 172 00:10:09,416 --> 00:10:12,208 I just bought the most horrible, ridiculous painting ever 173 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:14,000 and I'm gonna volunteer it in the Art Off. 174 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:17,208 I think it's gonna be something we both find hilarious. 175 00:10:17,208 --> 00:10:19,458 Well, I've got something to show you, too. 176 00:10:19,458 --> 00:10:21,416 I was up all night working on this, 177 00:10:21,416 --> 00:10:23,083 and I think it's one of my best. 178 00:10:23,083 --> 00:10:25,125 Oh, my gosh.! Oh! 179 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,000 An unveiling in front of the whole class will be so romantic. 180 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:32,125 Or Mason and I can just show each other now. 181 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,416 Don't rob me of my part of this romance. 182 00:10:38,250 --> 00:10:41,875 Who's ready to face off in today's... Art Off? 183 00:10:43,833 --> 00:10:46,625 Ahh, a Russo 184 00:10:46,625 --> 00:10:49,708 versus our friend from across the pond. 185 00:10:49,708 --> 00:10:51,250 Or as I like to call it: 186 00:10:51,250 --> 00:10:53,875 "The Revolutionary War Part Deux"? 187 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:00,875 Ready... set... 188 00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:02,083 ...Art Off! 189 00:11:04,458 --> 00:11:06,583 Whoo. Somebody flush the toilet. 190 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:09,166 We got a stinker over here. 191 00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:11,833 Calamity Jane! 192 00:11:11,833 --> 00:11:13,416 We have identical themes. 193 00:11:13,416 --> 00:11:16,125 The Revolutionary War and dogs. 194 00:11:17,833 --> 00:11:19,166 Oh, my gosh. 195 00:11:19,166 --> 00:11:22,458 You bought the worst painting you could find, too? 196 00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:25,375 We are the best art couple ever. 197 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:27,375 No, Alex, you're making fun of my painting, 198 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:29,208 and I worked on it all night. 199 00:11:30,875 --> 00:11:35,875 Then that means I just called your painting horrible and ridiculous. 200 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:39,875 You also said it belongs in the toilet. 201 00:11:53,583 --> 00:11:56,291 OK, I know that my laughing seems rude, 202 00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:58,750 but, you see, in America, 203 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:01,416 laughter is how we show our appreciation. 204 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:04,416 Like, "Mr. Laritate is a great teacher." 205 00:12:04,416 --> 00:12:06,750 [both force laughter] 206 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:09,833 Or, or, "Harper, that's a great outfit." 207 00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:17,000 Alex, I know you, 208 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,583 and I know you don't believe either of those things are true. 209 00:12:19,583 --> 00:12:22,625 I think she believes one of those things is true. 210 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:25,375 Sorry, Mr. Laritate. 211 00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:28,708 You know why you don't like it? 212 00:12:28,708 --> 00:12:30,708 Because you don't understand it. 213 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:34,458 There's your shovel. Start digging your way out. 214 00:12:34,458 --> 00:12:36,958 Yeah, I, I don't get it. 215 00:12:36,958 --> 00:12:39,750 Can you explain it to me? Any part of it? 216 00:12:39,750 --> 00:12:42,958 It's not "Betsy Ross," it's "Barksy Ross." 217 00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:45,958 You see, that's what I do. 218 00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:48,458 I take famous moments in American history 219 00:12:48,458 --> 00:12:51,958 and I imagine what they would be like from the point of view of canines, 220 00:12:51,958 --> 00:12:55,458 because I'm in love with America. And dogs. 221 00:12:57,250 --> 00:13:00,208 Oh! Now I get it. 222 00:13:00,208 --> 00:13:02,833 Yeah. What an amazing painting. 223 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:04,875 I'm so glad you like it. 224 00:13:04,875 --> 00:13:08,000 See, now you get it. You just had to look a little deeper. 225 00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:12,458 This is so great, 226 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,416 because I had an idea for my next piece. 227 00:13:14,416 --> 00:13:17,208 I'm going to paint a portrait of you. 228 00:13:17,208 --> 00:13:21,291 It will be your face as a cute Teacup Chihuahua, 229 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:28,500 sewing the Stars and Stripes, as if you were Betsy Ross. 230 00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:32,625 Uh... No, no... 231 00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:34,875 You, you don't have to do that. 232 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:37,000 Nobody needs to see me as a dog, really. 233 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,166 Dogs are my muse, Alex. 234 00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:41,416 And I've already got the image in my head. 235 00:13:41,416 --> 00:13:44,208 I've got to get going on this. 236 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:49,083 - Well, this is just great. - [door closes] 237 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:51,708 My new boyfriend is gonna paint me as a dog. 238 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:54,833 Not only that. Mr. Laritate gives all the Art Off winners 239 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,416 a special page in the yearbook. 240 00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:58,166 Maybe we could have back-to-back pages. 241 00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:00,833 Me with my kitten paintings and you with your dog face. 242 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,500 OK, then. 243 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:24,125 - Hey, Justin. - Hey, Dad. Check me out. 244 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:28,708 I am really getting the hang of this thing. I'm making tea! 245 00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,875 - Terrific, son. - Yep. 246 00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:34,000 - You must be feeling pretty proud of yourself. - Yeah, I actually... Whoa! 247 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:37,125 Dad, what is with the... the hat? 248 00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,458 It's kind of distracting. 249 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:39,875 Oh, really? 250 00:14:39,875 --> 00:14:41,708 I'm not trying to distract you at all. 251 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:44,416 Not trying to distract you at all. 252 00:14:48,458 --> 00:14:50,583 - Sneak att... - Judo trick! 253 00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:52,583 [both grunting] 254 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,708 - Give up? Give up? - No! 255 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:57,750 The question is, do you give up? 256 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,583 I'm on top of you! 257 00:14:59,583 --> 00:15:01,416 Yes. I beg to differ, though. 258 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:04,458 Because in some countries, I'm on top of you! 259 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,083 That was awesome, son! 260 00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:09,708 [both laughing] 261 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:12,458 As soon as the goggles became a hindrance, I ripped them off. 262 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:15,875 Yeah, because some people think because they have them on, 263 00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:18,750 they have to keep them on. But they don't. 264 00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:20,333 Good hunting, son. 265 00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:22,333 Thanks, Dad. 266 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:25,583 Hey, man, can I borrow those goggles you have? 267 00:15:25,583 --> 00:15:27,750 They're for Biology class. 268 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,000 I'm gonna use them to cheat on the kid behind me. 269 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,958 You know they'll be kind of obvious. 270 00:15:33,958 --> 00:15:37,375 I know. That's why I'm gonna wear the hat. 271 00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:42,125 Goggles. 272 00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:53,625 Hey, Harper. 273 00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,583 I figured out a way to stop Mason from painting that picture of me. 274 00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:59,583 A magic shell. 275 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:04,208 I blow through this shell and I become the artistic muse for whoever hears it. 276 00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:07,458 He'll want to paint me as me, instead of a Chihuahua. 277 00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:11,875 But Chihuahuas are so cute. 278 00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:15,208 Well, I hope I'm cuter than a dog that lives in a purse. 279 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:18,375 For once, I'm gonna fix a problem before it is a problem. 280 00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:21,208 Look, you barely got out of trouble with him yesterday. 281 00:16:21,208 --> 00:16:23,000 Don't make it worse by adding magic. 282 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,708 Just take it on the chin, let him paint you as a pooch, and move on. 283 00:16:28,833 --> 00:16:32,083 Hello, Brown Eyes. Ready to be my doggie model? 284 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,875 Uh... 285 00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:37,166 Just one second. My allergies are acting up. 286 00:16:37,166 --> 00:16:38,708 [feigning a sneeze] 287 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,500 [conch makes musical sound] 288 00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:47,333 - [clears throat] - I just had a most splendid idea. 289 00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:49,000 I was pretty sure you might. 290 00:16:51,291 --> 00:16:54,708 Don't you see what you've done? You used magic to make your relationship OK. 291 00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,375 I don't think that's right. 292 00:16:56,375 --> 00:16:59,583 Harper, doing what's right has never really been my goal. 293 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,583 - [knocking] - Come in. 294 00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:05,000 Oh! There you are, my love. 295 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,708 I've finished! 296 00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:12,291 All of these are of you. 297 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:13,958 I don't know which one's my favorite, 298 00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:17,375 but they're all good. 299 00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:20,625 - [panting] - Wow. 300 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:22,291 They're beautiful. 301 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,833 And the moment I started I couldn't stop. 302 00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:28,500 When I paint you, something just comes over me. 303 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:31,291 It feels... it feels... 304 00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:33,958 Magical? 305 00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:36,125 Yes. Magical. 306 00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:38,583 Did you hear that? I'm sure there's not just these, 307 00:17:38,583 --> 00:17:40,875 but probably hundreds and hundreds of... 308 00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,875 Ahh... 309 00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,708 ...and there they are. 310 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:50,125 Oh hey, it's you again. 311 00:17:50,125 --> 00:17:51,583 Is it Martin or Jason? 312 00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:53,000 It's Mason. 313 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,166 Wasn't that one of the choices? 314 00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:59,375 Oh wow, these are great. 315 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,125 You can hardly see the numbers. 316 00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:10,583 Alex is my muse. My inspiration. 317 00:18:10,583 --> 00:18:12,708 All I want to do is paint her. 318 00:18:12,708 --> 00:18:16,833 Yep. It's like he's under her spell. 319 00:18:16,833 --> 00:18:18,166 Yes. 320 00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:19,583 I only wish I could paint Alex 321 00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,291 on a bigger canvas. 322 00:18:22,291 --> 00:18:24,458 And I think I've got an idea. 323 00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,500 Excuse me. 324 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,125 I think I've got an idea, too. 325 00:18:29,125 --> 00:18:32,833 - You stole my Muse Shell. - That's exactly what she did. 326 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:36,375 Oh, big deal. I like him, and he likes painting me. 327 00:18:36,375 --> 00:18:38,458 I'll tell you what the big deal is. 328 00:18:38,458 --> 00:18:41,208 Pretty soon he's not going to be able to eat or sleep. 329 00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:44,333 All he's gonna want to do is paint you. 330 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:47,000 Sounds like it wasn't the right thing to do. 331 00:18:48,416 --> 00:18:50,083 Dad, I had to do it. 332 00:18:50,083 --> 00:18:52,708 He paints dogs in American history. 333 00:18:52,708 --> 00:18:54,750 [groans] Those are terrible. 334 00:18:54,750 --> 00:18:57,708 Well, I hate those paintings too, that's why I did it. 335 00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:01,583 - Listen, honey, if you really like Jason... - Mason. 336 00:19:01,583 --> 00:19:04,291 I said that. 337 00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:07,000 ...then it shouldn't matter what kind of an artist he is. 338 00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,000 It should only matter what kind of person he is. 339 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,833 As a great poet once said, 340 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:15,250 "Don't go changin' to try to please me." 341 00:19:16,875 --> 00:19:19,958 Mr. Russo, are you quoting Billy Joel? 342 00:19:21,458 --> 00:19:23,125 I've never heard of that person. 343 00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,875 What are you looking at? Oh! This is trouble. 344 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,875 That shell's already turned him wacky. 345 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,375 [scoffs] Wacky? Come on. It's beautiful. 346 00:19:44,375 --> 00:19:46,375 It just... Oh, fine! 347 00:19:51,208 --> 00:19:53,833 What do you think? Do you like it? 348 00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:58,458 It's, it's great. It's really great. 349 00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:01,708 That's so good because I really want you to like it. 350 00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:04,833 You are beautiful, and I'm going to keep painting you. 351 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:10,208 Well, why don't you take a break and we can go get a sandwich? 352 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:12,166 No time for eating! 353 00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:17,583 Right there. The light is hitting you perfectly. 354 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:21,291 I want to do a bigger chalk drawing of you over here, 355 00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:24,958 in profile. Excuse me. Move. Thank you. 356 00:20:29,416 --> 00:20:33,166 So, is this what you're just gonna be doing from now on? 357 00:20:33,166 --> 00:20:35,208 I hope so. 358 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,833 We're the ultimate art couple. 359 00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,083 [thunder] 360 00:20:40,458 --> 00:20:42,000 We need to get inside. 361 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,875 No, I have to redraw this as it washes away. 362 00:20:46,875 --> 00:20:50,583 The more it washes away, the faster I have to draw. 363 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,125 OK, that is just wacky. 364 00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,583 [conch makes musical sound] 365 00:21:01,416 --> 00:21:02,583 [coughs] 366 00:21:04,166 --> 00:21:05,875 Are you OK? 367 00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:08,250 Sounds like you've got a bit of a chest cold. 368 00:21:08,250 --> 00:21:11,500 We need to get you out of this rain and inside. 369 00:21:13,458 --> 00:21:15,000 Well... wait. 370 00:21:16,458 --> 00:21:17,958 So you're done drawing me? 371 00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:21,583 Yeah, I feel like painting some dogs. 372 00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:24,000 Good. Good. You should do that. 373 00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:29,000 But kiss me first. 374 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:30,875 But you have a cold. 375 00:21:33,083 --> 00:21:34,708 Just kiss me. 376 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,583 Hey, monster guy. 377 00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,000 You may have noticed that lately 378 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,458 I've been acting like I totally don't know what's going on. 379 00:22:11,875 --> 00:22:14,583 - Lately? - So you noticed. 380 00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:17,333 Great. Yeah, like, 381 00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:20,750 like remember when I let all those monsters out of that book? 382 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:22,708 Yeah. They all escaped, 383 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:25,750 and destroyed the rest of the monster hunters but me. 384 00:22:25,750 --> 00:22:29,375 Yeah, that's not the worst part. 385 00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:33,458 One of those monsters was the Mummy who stole your girlfriend. 386 00:22:33,458 --> 00:22:36,125 So, I mean, I guess, technically, 387 00:22:36,125 --> 00:22:38,250 you can, you can be mad at me. 388 00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:40,708 You know... 389 00:22:42,583 --> 00:22:45,125 - ...that reminds me of something. - Yeah? 390 00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:47,708 - Something I have to do... - OK. 391 00:22:47,708 --> 00:22:50,291 - And I need your help. - My...? Yes! 392 00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:52,458 Great, 'cause I'm here for you. Whatever you need. 393 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,458 - Good. - Yeah. 394 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:56,458 - Sneak attack! - No!